NFL hates old people

You probably have heard about the NFL take a player to school program. Well I got this email from Kyle Orton who got it from a fan that was trying to bring Kyle to his school. Everyone knows that Kyle loves to drink and sometimes he throws up in my driveway, but this email is disturbing because they turned this fan down because of his age. Don’t they know you are NOT suppose to discriminate against people’s age?!?!?!? Anyways here is the pathetic response from the NFL:

Dear Mr. Brash Thank you for your interest and participation in the NFL's "Take
a player to School" sweepstakes. We regret to inform you that you and your
request have been deemed ineligible. The contest is reserved for children 6-13
who have an interest in bringing their favorite NFL player to their school. Your
request to have Kyle Orton of the Chicago Bears come to the University of
Illinois to, in your words: "Drink a ton of beer and get completely obliterated"
has been denied. Due to the nature of your request we have ruled that you are
older than the stated age limit and that your specific request is against all
the moral values for which the NFL stands. Thank you for your interest and we
hope you continue to support the NFL and your community.
Sincerely,
NFL
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I think the NFL hates old people!