Bear down

This is Bryan Griffin of the Chicago Lyric Opera!

Dulymus Jenod McAllister = 56 yards

Dulymus Jenod McAllister = 56 yards

That’s the name of the Saints RB that has been overrated all year. Some people call him “Deuce” or Captain Migi-Wipe in case you haven’t heard. Well there is a dirty little secret that no one from New Orleans wants to talk about, how many games has Dulymus played in cold weather……… The answer is just one and he only got 56 YARDS that game!!!!! Some might argue that Reggie Bush will be able to pull up the slack from the fair-weather runner, but Bush himself has even less cold weather yards. This pretty much puts a hole in the roof of their “Superdome Season.” Without having running backs that can play football outside (the way God intended it) the Saints have made it mathematically impossible to win on Sunday with snow in Chicago, IL.

BTW Dulymus spelled backwards is Sumylud, either way it just doesn’t make sense.

Dulymus in Snow

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Here is the Weather Report for Chicago on Sunday

Looks like it will be a little chilly and snowy for the New Orleans Saints on Sunday. Did you know that Deuce McAllister averages one yard less per carry in an outdoor stadium. Will he even know what to do in the snow? I wonder if he has ever even seen snow, he is from Mississippi, went to school in Mississippi and now lives in New Orleans. BTW his name isn't "deuce" (like what you use the migi-wipes for). His real name is Dulymus, WTF is a Dulymus? Oh and he isn’t Irish either.

I am going to make a snow angel when the saints loose in their honor.

Rex isn't a Saint, I am God.

Last week I was the best Quarterback in the NFL and that is why we beat the Seahawks:

Rex “Sexy Back” Grossman 282 passing yards
Tom Brady 280 passing yards
Drew Brees passing 243 yards
Jeff Garcia passing 240 yards

I am pretty sure Sunday’s performance will put me in the hall of fame.

Coach Smith told me not to blog too much this week because he wants me to focus on the game and he doesn’t want me to say anything that would motivate the New Orleans Saints. Well, no amount of motivation is going to help the saints because they are going to LOOSE on Sunday!!!!!!! I have read the bible and I have never heard about any Saints living in 30 degree weather (most of them just wore sandals). However, if you watch Animal Planet you will clearly see that Bears thrive in that temperature. So the Saints are going to loose because they hate playing outdoors.

They are overrated like Ohio State (more on this later).

Rex

Greatest invention EVER!

So I was just about to use the bathroom at Halas Hall earlier today, when I noticed all the stalls were taken. So I waited and waited for one to empty so I could go potty, but no one ever came out. Then I saw Brad Maynard enter one of the occupied stalls, I couldn't believe it! I asked him what he was doing going into a stall already full and he told me that the McCaskeys has hired a firm called Midgi-Wipes. Apparently, this firm sends midgets to your bathroom as attendants to help you potty, then wipe you. I went back to my locker and sure enough, there on my chair was a flyer explaining it all.

At first it was kinda weird having a boy-sized man stare at me while I pottied, but it was worth it. He had handi-wipes and baby powder, and even gave me a lollipop when he was done. It was the best potty I ever took (all by myself). Coach Lovie (still funny) said the midgets are out to get him, but I think he is just being paranoid. They like to sleep under his desk at night and jump out and scare him when he comes in to work in the morning. Seeing their little faces all scrunched up like monsters makes us all laugh. Lance Briggs pees himself every time they jump out of someone's locker and yell "roar". I think it’s the best invention ever and I am going to get one for my house.

Well I gotta go "release some hostages" now, so we'll chat later.

Sing a song about me,

Rex.

Fav song EVER!!!!!!

I have been working really hard at practice. One of the reasons that we got blown out on NYE and me having a passer rating lower than our punter was because I wasn’t focused or prepared. These past two weeks I have been totally focused except yesterday at practice I kept singing this song. I was even singing it in the shower but Tank Johnson kept looking at me “funny.”

The real me is a Southern girl With her Levi's on and an open heart Wish I could save the world Like I was Supergirl The real me used to laugh all night Lying in the grass, just talking 'bout love But lately I've been jaded Life got so
complicated I start thinking about it Almost forgot what it was like To know when it feels right But with you I can let my hair down I can say anything crazy I know you'll catch me right before I hit the ground With nothing but a T-shirt on I never felt so beautiful Baby, as I do now Now that I'm with you With you With you With you Now that I'm with you You speak and it's like a song And just like that, all my walls come down It's like a private joke Just meant for us to know I relate to you naturally Everybody else just fades away Sometimes it's hard to breathe Just knowing you found me 'Cause I start thinking about it I almost forgot what it was like To know when love feels right 'Cause with you I can let my hair down I can say anything crazy I know you'll catch me right before I hit the ground With nothing but a T-shirt on I never felt so beautiful Baby, as I do now Now that I'm with you With you With you With you Come and take me Love you, save me Like nobody else Now I can be myself with you I can let my hair down I can say anything crazy I know you'll catch me right before I hit the ground With nothing but a T-shirt on I never felt so beautiful Baby, as I do now Now that I'm with you I can let my hair down I can say anything crazy I know you'll catch me right before I hit the ground With nothing but a T-shirt on I never felt so beautiful Baby, as I do now Now that I'm with you

Does anyone know the name of that song? It is by Jessica Simpson and it is my fav!

I'm Back

Sorry I haven't posted in awhile, I have been busy trying to find out what happened on NYE. That was a totally bad game. Did you know that our Punter, Brad Maynard, actually had a higher passer rating than me. How crazy is that, I think it made Orton nervous cause he did a ton of shots after the game. Speaking of shots, what do you think of this picture of me taking a shot from the packers? Ok I gotta run we can chat later.

p.s. I am bringing Rexy back on Sunday.