I was right because I am the BEST

Last week I claimed that Dulymus wouldn’t be a threat to our amazing defense and it turns out I WAS RIGHT!!!!!! Dulymus sucked at running, he only got 18 rushing yards and his buddy Reggie Bush only rushed for 19 yards. I don’t think they like running in the cold and their coach Sean Payton isn’t very good. Hey coach, next time you play a game in Chicago in January you might want to practice outside at least once in the month leading up to the game. Check out some great game highlights below:

Dulymus Jenod McAllister = 56 yards

Dulymus Jenod McAllister = 56 yards

That’s the name of the Saints RB that has been overrated all year. Some people call him “Deuce” or Captain Migi-Wipe in case you haven’t heard. Well there is a dirty little secret that no one from New Orleans wants to talk about, how many games has Dulymus played in cold weather……… The answer is just one and he only got 56 YARDS that game!!!!! Some might argue that Reggie Bush will be able to pull up the slack from the fair-weather runner, but Bush himself has even less cold weather yards. This pretty much puts a hole in the roof of their “Superdome Season.” Without having running backs that can play football outside (the way God intended it) the Saints have made it mathematically impossible to win on Sunday with snow in Chicago, IL.

BTW Dulymus spelled backwards is Sumylud, either way it just doesn’t make sense.

Dulymus in Snow

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Here is the Weather Report for Chicago on Sunday

Looks like it will be a little chilly and snowy for the New Orleans Saints on Sunday. Did you know that Deuce McAllister averages one yard less per carry in an outdoor stadium. Will he even know what to do in the snow? I wonder if he has ever even seen snow, he is from Mississippi, went to school in Mississippi and now lives in New Orleans. BTW his name isn't "deuce" (like what you use the migi-wipes for). His real name is Dulymus, WTF is a Dulymus? Oh and he isn’t Irish either.

I am going to make a snow angel when the saints loose in their honor.

Rex isn't a Saint, I am God.

Last week I was the best Quarterback in the NFL and that is why we beat the Seahawks:

Rex “Sexy Back” Grossman 282 passing yards
Tom Brady 280 passing yards
Drew Brees passing 243 yards
Jeff Garcia passing 240 yards

I am pretty sure Sunday’s performance will put me in the hall of fame.

Coach Smith told me not to blog too much this week because he wants me to focus on the game and he doesn’t want me to say anything that would motivate the New Orleans Saints. Well, no amount of motivation is going to help the saints because they are going to LOOSE on Sunday!!!!!!! I have read the bible and I have never heard about any Saints living in 30 degree weather (most of them just wore sandals). However, if you watch Animal Planet you will clearly see that Bears thrive in that temperature. So the Saints are going to loose because they hate playing outdoors.

They are overrated like Ohio State (more on this later).

Rex