
Dear Mike,
You are a useless waste of a professional football player and crying in the locker room in front of everyone because you hurt your knee is no way to act like a man. You should just quit the team and move back to Arizona where you can train dogs to fight each other. I hear they have a dry heat hopefully that will dry your tears when you stop crying.
You missed:
14 games in 2004
4 games in 2005
10 games in 2006
15 games in 2007
I know homeless people that go to work more often than you. Do yourself, your team and your family a favor and quietly retire from football.
Love,
Wrecks
